i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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