My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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