Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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