His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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