is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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