singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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