redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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