mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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