Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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