i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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