remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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