Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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