i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
drinking out of a sandbucket again
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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