After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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