Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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