Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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