google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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