Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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