someone owes me an orgasm
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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