is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Randomize
