i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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