just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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