Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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