I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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