you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Randomize
