He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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