If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Randomize
