His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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