are you so shy because you have an std?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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