do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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