Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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