shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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