why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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