remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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