I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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