Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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