the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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