Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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