Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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