At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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