shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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