He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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