he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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