I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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