It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
do nipples grow back?
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