is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
