my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
