Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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