that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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