and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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