at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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